"The Cocksucking Cocksuckers of Cocksucker Valley."
"Son, I see that your eye has been blackened."
"You know how us Cocksuckers feel about fighting."
"But I didn't do any fighting, Pa, the other boy did."
"Well then, he is a Shame to his Parents. Why did this recalcitrant accost you?"
"He said I was a Cocksucker."
"Well son, you ARE a Cocksucker. We are the Cocksuckers of Cocksucker Valley."
"But he said no man should suck another Man's cock. Then he hit me and said I should be wearing a dress, and Lucy laughed."
"Lucy? That is the girl you are sweet on?"
"Yeah, Pa. She laughed and said "That is surely right" and that "she could never kiss a boy who had man cock all on his lips."
"Well obviously this Lucy as some growing up to do. Son, you suck cock to help support your family."
"But I was thinking, Pa. maybe I could go work at the Lumber Mill. Then maybe Lucy would let me take her to the Dance."
"Son, I could never let you shirk your cocksucking responsibilities like that."
"Well, Pa, it isn't any easier when I am sucking the cock of Lucy's Father every week. And HE says he would never let a cocksucker like me take his little girl to the Dance."
"And what did you say?"
"I couldn't say anything. He had just came and I was still trying to swallow."
"Don't you see, Son. That makes her of a Family of Hypocrites. You'd be better off without a Girl like that on your mind."
"But Pa, I get these feelings..."
"Well, like I kinda would like Lucy to suck MY cock."
"Well, does her Family need the Flour?"
"No, Pa: no Flour. I mean, uh, just because."
"Son, someday you will meet a woman who will Love you for just being you, and the two of you will suck cocks together to support YOUR Family: it is the Cocksucker Way."
"I guess so, Pa."
"I know so, son. Now go on up to bed."
"But before you do that --"
"-- I know: take a rag to my teeth..."
I am Laslo.