Friday, November 24, 2017

Because that is where the Good Stuff on the internet is.

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"... haunting... audacious... ingenious... brilliant... intricate... masterly... restless... fascinating new... magnificently funny, s...
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Thursday, November 23, 2017

There is a girl in one of the pee videos who has blue hair, so of course she reminds me of the Girl with the Blue Hair who works at McDonalds.

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Socially Awkward Guy Who Makes No Eye Contact says: It's Thanksgiving, which means the Girl with the Blue Hair won't be working...
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When I was fifteen he was drunk and 'accidentally' touched my breasts.

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The Girl at Starbucks That Hates You: It's Thanksgiving, so of course I am working today. It isn't that big a deal, really: the...
Monday, November 20, 2017

Unfortunately, many of my thoughts about making this happen kinda sound like kidnapping.

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The Guy Who Searches the Internet for Nude Pictures of an Old Girlfriend... So I went to my ex-girlfriend's apartment to see if her...
Sunday, November 19, 2017

Sometimes you touch a woman's ass and it disappoints you. This ass was not disappointing, not disappointing at all.

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The Guy Who Touches Women's Asses... As I said previously: I touch women's asses in public. Women that I don't know. Women ...

Somehow they didn't think this would happen when they got dressed in the morning in leggings that clearly show their buttocks.

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The Guy Who Touches Women's Asses... I admit it: I touch women's asses in public. Women that I don't know. Women with nice ...

Bill Clinton, the Stand-Up Comedian...

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Bill Clinton, the Stand-Up Comedian... Great night, people, great night, thank you for coming! A lot of news about me in the papers lat...