While the 'Scarlett Johannson Vagina Surgery' works because of the connection to a prestige actress, I am not so sure it would work with that of a porn actress. The 'Jenna Jameson Vagina Surgery': like replacing the perfectly good tires on a car with bald retreads this close to a blow-out.
Best to stick with the 'Jenna Jameson Nipple Ring'. Tramp.
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The hardest part for the doctors in performing 'Jenna Jameson Vagina Surgery': attaching the additional roast beef.
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The 'Jenna Jameson Vagina Surgery': in case you ever need to store a quart can of oil with no one noticing.
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I am Laslo.
The 'Jenna Jameson Vagina Surgery': in case you desperately wanted to get into show business.
In Tijuana.
Fucking donkeys.
Two at a time.
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In Tijuana.
Fucking donkeys.
Two at a time.
I am Laslo.
The 'Jenna Jameson Vagina Surgery': get a magic marker and you're ready for your after-hours 'Señor Wences' party trick.
"S-All Right?" "S-All Right."
Maybe a bit more slurry than expected.
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"S-All Right?" "S-All Right."
Maybe a bit more slurry than expected.
I am Laslo.
The 'Jenna Jameson Vagina Surgery': the necrosis is intentional. Sadly.
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I am Laslo.
The 'Jenna Jameson Vagina Surgery': like the "Paris Hilton Vagina Surgery'.
Exactly like the "Paris Hilton Vagina Surgery'.
Exactly.
No difference.
None.
I am Laslo.
"The 'Jenna Jameson Vagina Surgery': like the "Paris Hilton Vagina Surgery'.
Exactly like the "Paris Hilton Vagina Surgery'.
Exactly.
No difference.
None."
But it costs a bit more. Go figure.
I am Laslo.
