Notice now how he has his gaze in the direction of your ex-girlfriends bikini top?

Shamebook says...

Remember this from one year ago?

That is you, your boyfriend, and your best girlfriend. What a nice dinner that was. And the wine: LOTS of wine...

Then, somehow, your boyfriend talked everyone into a Threesome. You didn't want to do it of course, but you were drunk and he was persistent.

Remember how, after that night, you could never look your girlfriend in the eye? Remember how you drifted apart? What has it been -- ten months since you last heard from her?

And your boyfriend left you soon afterward. Maybe he always wanted your girlfriend instead of you: he got what he wanted and left. Remember that photo of the three of you at the beach in happier times? Notice now how he has his gaze in the direction of your ex-girlfriends bikini top?

We will show you THAT photo sometime, when we feel like it.

Thank you for being a member of Shamebook. We will never let you forget.

I am Laslo.

https://althouse.blogspot.com/2017/04/on-not-being-facebooks-you.html

Here's that photo you accidentally took of the floor of the bar.

Shamebook says...

Remember this from one year ago?

You told your girlfriend you would be home by 10:00pm. But after the strip-club you and your buddies went to the bar and got wasted. Here's that photo you accidentally took of the floor of the bar.

Then you went home at 1:00am, passed out, and, at some point of the evening, you shit the bed.

Remember your girlfriend waking you up in anger, telling you she was Leaving You For Good, You Drunk Lying Asshole?

Remember how you then blew your rent money on strippers for the next month, until you had to move out and go back to living with your parents?

Remember that photo of you in your underwear throwing up in the toilet that your ex-girlfriend posted for all your friends to see?

We will show you THAT photo sometime, when we feel like it.

Thank you for being a member of Shamebook. We will never let you forget.

I am Laslo.

https://althouse.blogspot.com/2017/04/on-not-being-facebooks-you.html

These are photos of you out getting drunk with friends. Pictures of smiling faces. Red watery eyes. Wow, you got wasted!

Shamebook says...

Remember this from one year ago?

These are photos of you out getting drunk with friends. Pictures of smiling faces. Red watery eyes. Wow, you got wasted!

And then you went home with the guy at the bar who stole the money from your purse and gave you Herpes.

Since you had no money you had a two-mile Walk of Shame to get home.

Then the guy would not stop texting you. You told him to stop but No, he kept texting.

Then he sent you that photo of you passed out with his cock against your face. We notice that you did not add that photo to Shamebook, but we uploaded it from your phone, anyway.

We will show you THAT photo sometime, when we feel like it.

Thank you for being a member of Shamebook. We will never let you forget.

I am Laslo.

https://althouse.blogspot.com/2017/04/on-not-being-facebooks-you.html