NFL Locker Room Shower Inner Monologues...
Black Athlete: I can feel white boy staring at me. He's pissed because the brothers protesting may cost him some dollars.
White Athlete: I think my protesting black teammates may be going to cost me some dollars.
Black Athlete: I don't think he even gets it.
White Athlete: I'm not sure I get it.
Black Athlete: Sure, he bobs his head when we play Rap before the game, but he ain't down with it.
White Athlete: My black teammates like to listen to Rap in the locker-room before the game. I am not particularly fond of Rap, but I'm not going to make a big deal about it or nothing.
Black Athlete: The white boys talk big about Unity, but when the shit goes down they chicken out.
White Athlete: I want to be united with the black athletes, but it seems like it always ends up with some shit going down.
Black Athlete: I deal with racism every day, motherfucker.
White Athlete: I deal with black people every day.
Black Athlete: He's probably staring at my cock. All the white boys stare at the brothers' cocks.
White Athlete: He certainly has a big cock.
Black Athlete: He's jealous of my cock.
White Athlete: I'm okay with my cock.
Black Athlete: He ain't okay with his cock.
White Athlete: I wish my cock was bigger.
I am Laslo.
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