Whole Foods carries an Aura Cacia Organic Rosehip Oil that Scarlett Johansson particularly adores; she loves me to rub it into the skin of her back and buttocks before we have anal sex.
A few weeks ago I was sensuously rubbing the oil onto her supple skin, preceding anal sex, when I noticed a mole that I could not recall seeing before. I did not want to unduly scare her, so we had anal sex, and in the morning over orange juice I casually mentioned that she should have the mole checked out.
It turns out it was cancerous, and was able to be removed before it spread.
So not only have I had anal sex with Scarlett Johansson, but because of anal sex I have saved her Life.
I feel pretty good about that.
I am Laslo.
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