Girl with the Pony Tail on the Treadmill:
They were interviewing people for the open position in Customer Service.
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This one girl came in with a short skirt, fake eyelashes -- the works.
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You could tell that she thought she was Hot.
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And they'll probably hire her because she is Hot.
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It won't matter what her skills are.
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Her last job could've been as a stripper; it won't matter.
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She DID look like a stripper. Fuck-me shoes. Fake tits. Obviously fake tits.
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I mean, I'm Hot, but I don't go around acting like I know it.
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I might wear tight clothing sometimes, but it is Professional tight clothing.
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It could be a good thing. Maybe they'd stop staring at my ass and stare at hers, now.
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I work hard for my ass.
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Oh. And get this: the Bitch drove an Audi.
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I wonder how she 'earned' that. Ha.
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I bet she has STDs.
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I bet she is RAMPANT with STDs. Her vagina is probably swarming with them. Like planes circling an airport.
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I hope she fucks the boss and his dick falls off.
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Maybe I should go shopping for some new outfits.
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I am Laslo.
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