Girl with the Pony Tail on the Treadmill:
Some date. We went and saw an action movie.
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Like I needed to spend another two hours watching shit getting blown up.
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After the movie my date kept going on about how Hot the lead actress was.
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Of COURSE she was Hot. It's Hollywood: her only job is to be Hot.
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It's not like she actually had to ACT or anything.
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She got kidnapped by the bad guys, who tied her up.
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Of course they did.
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And she was supposed to be scared I think, but the camera just seemed to be focused on her tits.
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LOTS of sweat on her tits. They probably had a guy on the set whose whole job was to put just the right sweat on her tits.
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So my date now can't stop talking about Impossible Hot Hollywood Girl.
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Then he laughs and says "I bet she bleaches her anus."
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Dude.
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I mean, really? You're saying that to ME? Am I now supposed to say "Yeah, I do that, too?"
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Like you'll EVER find out.
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The lead Actor was kinda Hot, though.
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I am Laslo.
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