What would he make of this, of his peak Trumpiness, his Trumpitude, in real time?

From the Fauxhaus Blog:

On October 14, 1912, an unemployed saloonkeeper shot former president and Progressive Party candidate Theodore Roosevelt outside a Milwaukee hotel. Rather than being rushed to the hospital, Roosevelt insisted on delivering his scheduled 90-minute speech.

Speaking of the length of Trump's speech, I assume many will make jokes regarding it as being compensation for those supposedly short fingers. History does not comment on the size of Theodore Roosevelt's fingers, but a 90 minute speech after being shot might be the Holy Grail of American Speeches.

How long a speech would Trump give upon being shot? Note that this is a rhetorical question. He would certainly know he would be making History in such a scenario, wouldn't he? What would he make of this, of his peak Trumpiness, his Trumpitude, in real time?

And -- of course -- how long would a speech would Hillary give upon being shot? How would the Media cover it? Would this win her the Presidency?

Please note I am not advocating such actions: this is merely the musings of an early Friday morning, as I am listening to Bob Dylan on my laptop:

"But even the President of the United States

Sometimes must have

To stand naked"

While these lyrics might be obvious, the title of the song is even more appropriate to the subject at hand...

It's Alright, Ma (I'm Only Bleeding)

I am Laslo.