The Girl at Starbucks That Hates You:
So I tried smiling through my shift today, and now my female boss has come up with a new phrase to describe me: 'smiling bitch face.'
"What the hell does that mean?" I said.
She says "It is so obvious that you are smiling only because you have to: it looks bitchy."
Great. Now I am being judged on the Quality of my Smiling. For fucking minimum wage.
Look, bitch: I'm on my period. Bleeding from my vagina while making endless lattes does not make me feel like smiling.
Then she says "Your smiling is making customers uncomfortable."
I gotta admit: if smiling at the customers makes them uncomfortable then I might do this smiling thing more often. Because.
Yeah, yeah: No Whip.
I am Laslo.
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