Girl with the Pony Tail on the Treadmill:
I was doing my routine on the treadmill yesterday when I noticed this guy across the room. Got a weird vibe.
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He was trying to be sly, but I realized he had his phone out, and he was filming me.
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Psycho.
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Like I don't know what he's going to do with THAT when he gets home.
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Sick.
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Then I realize: that's creepy enough as it is, but -- I don't know -- what if he put that on the internet?
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There could be people all over the world right now, staring at my ass as I'm running.
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Maybe there's an entire web community out there that shares video of girls working out at the gym. Ew.
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I don't even want to know what the comments are.
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What if one of them tries to find me? Like some creepy Russian dude? With all those weird Russian tattoos?
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All of a sudden I'm in the trunk of some guy's car. That shit happens.
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It's probably all right.
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It was just one creep. That's all.
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My ass IS looking good right now...
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I am Laslo.
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