Sunday, April 17, 2016

I don't want my Dry Cleaner to become a Walk of Shame.


Girl with the Pony Tail on the Treadmill:

That was embarrassing.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I mean, the guy tried to come on my face.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

How the fuck did he think I was good with that?

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

What is it with guys now, wanting to come all over girls' faces?

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

When did 'that' become a thing?

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Dude, it was just a blow-job. I didn't even like you that much.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Now my new blouse is ruined.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Like I could take it to my Dry Cleaner.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

See this stain?

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

It's jizz. Some guy jizzed all over me. Are you able to clean it?

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

They probably clean jizz all the time.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Ew.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I don't want my Dry Cleaner to become a Walk of Shame.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

It WAS a nice restaurant.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

And he drove a Lexus. Not an Audi, but...

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Maybe I could just have a towel ready next time.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)


I am Laslo.




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