Girl with the Pony Tail on the Treadmill:
That was embarrassing.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
I mean, the guy tried to come on my face.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
How the fuck did he think I was good with that?
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
What is it with guys now, wanting to come all over girls' faces?
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
When did 'that' become a thing?
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
Dude, it was just a blow-job. I didn't even like you that much.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
Now my new blouse is ruined.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
Like I could take it to my Dry Cleaner.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
See this stain?
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
It's jizz. Some guy jizzed all over me. Are you able to clean it?
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
They probably clean jizz all the time.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
Ew.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
I don't want my Dry Cleaner to become a Walk of Shame.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
It WAS a nice restaurant.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
And he drove a Lexus. Not an Audi, but...
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
Maybe I could just have a towel ready next time.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
I am Laslo.
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