The mocha was her fault. Bitch.

I can appreciate a beautiful woman on a treadmill, thighs glistening, tightly-clad buttocks flexing rhythmically, pony-tail swaying back-and-forth.

And all of that to punish themselves for having that Starbucks mocha with low-fat milk.

I am Laslo.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I shouldn't have had that mocha.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I didn't need that mocha.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I was doing so good until I had that mocha.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I could've just drove by, but no, I was weak.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I must punish the weakness.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

That guy is staring at my butt again.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I work hard for this butt, I occasionally deserve a mocha.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

No, I don't. Don't lie to myself.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

My Life is full of lies.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I'm going to grow old.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I could've had an Americano, no cream.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I knew that when I ordered the mocha.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I knew better. I KNOW better.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

They hired a younger girl in the front office.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

The mocha was her fault. Bitch.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I can't let her win. I'M the sexy one at the Office.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I would kill for some Häagen-Dazs.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I am Laslo.

http://althouse.blogspot.com/2016/04/the-treadmill.html