I'd say "I'm keeping the Audi, bitch."

Girl with the Pony Tail on the Treadmill:

I'd never let a man hit me.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Never.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

But if a man did hit me I'd kick him in the balls.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Then, when he was writhing on the ground, I'd kick him in the balls again.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

It doesn't matter if he had gotten me an Audi.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I'd say "I'm keeping the Audi, bitch."

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I really want an Audi.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I am Laslo.

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