Other Deleted Tweets by Steve Martin…
"When I was a young man, Carrie Fisher was a very beautiful woman. As she got older she was witty and bright as well, and I didn’t want to fuck her as much.”
"When I was a young man, Carrie Fisher was the most beautiful creature I had ever seen. But I mainly fucked street-hookers.”
"When I was a young man, Carrie Fisher was Jail Bait. After awhile I was simply eleven years older than her.”
"When I was a young man, Carrie Fisher was the most beautiful creature I had ever seen. By ‘creature’ I mean ‘Fuck Monster’.”
"When I was a young man, Carrie Fisher was the most beautiful creature I had ever seen. I also fucked Mark Hamill. Not really something to brag about, to be honest.”
"When I was a young man, Carrie Fisher was witty and bright. I preferred stupid nasty blondes with big tits, myself.”
"When I was a young man, Carrie Fisher was known for her blowjobs. As she got older other younger women were known for THEIR blowjobs. I’m looking at you, Emma Stone.”
“Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds, both dead. When I die I hope that there are Threesomes in Heaven. And that Debbie does Anal.”
I am Laslo.
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