Girl with the Pony Tail on the Treadmill:
They laid off three co-workers today.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
I guess I should feel bad, but it wasn't like any of them actually got anything done...
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
Maybe I'm being too harsh.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
I don't want to be THAT person.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
They're people, too. And now they don't have jobs, which sucks...
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
But they should never have been hired in the first place, really.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
They came straight from college, and thought their jobs were to tell everyone else what to do.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
No thank you.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
Of course, now management will say we are short-handed and everyone needs to work a little harder.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
Right.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
Heaven forbid you ask for a raise. They'll just say 'Look, we're tight on money, we just had to lay off three workers."
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
So now the company saves money by laying off workers, I'm expected to work harder, and I won't get a raise.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
I get it: I should be thankful to just have a job.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
A job that won't pay enough for me to get an Audi. Ever.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
I am in control of my life. I am in control of my life. I am in control of my life.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
Positive thoughts. Keep positive thoughts.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
I will run another mile. Because I can.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
I will turn all of this negative energy into an even firmer ass.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
I have a great ass.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
They laid off three co-workers today.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
I guess I should feel bad, but it wasn't like any of them actually got anything done...
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
Maybe I'm being too harsh.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
I don't want to be THAT person.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
They're people, too. And now they don't have jobs, which sucks...
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
But they should never have been hired in the first place, really.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
They came straight from college, and thought their jobs were to tell everyone else what to do.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
No thank you.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
Of course, now management will say we are short-handed and everyone needs to work a little harder.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
Right.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
Heaven forbid you ask for a raise. They'll just say 'Look, we're tight on money, we just had to lay off three workers."
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
So now the company saves money by laying off workers, I'm expected to work harder, and I won't get a raise.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
I get it: I should be thankful to just have a job.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
A job that won't pay enough for me to get an Audi. Ever.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
I am in control of my life. I am in control of my life. I am in control of my life.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
Positive thoughts. Keep positive thoughts.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
I will run another mile. Because I can.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
I will turn all of this negative energy into an even firmer ass.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
I have a great ass.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
I am Laslo.
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