GEORGE HERBERT WALKER BUSH WOULD NOT WANT ME TO MASTURBATE TO GAY PORN. I KNOW THIS.

Diary of a Conservative Trump Hater (excerpt)...

I did it again. I did not want to do it: I DID NOT WANT TO DO IT. But I did it.

I MASTURBATED TO GAY PORN AGAIN.

I know it is wrong, it is a SICKNESS. Sick. I HAVE A SICKNESS.

And after I masturbated I felt all those awful feelings again: SHAME. ANGER. SELF-LOATHING.

So I did what I always do after masturbating to Gay Porn: I went on the Internet and took out my SELF-LOATHING on TRUMP.

HE is the REAL SICKNESS. 

I DESPISE the man, like I DESPISE THE SICKNESS IN MY SOUL: THE SICKNESS OF BEING COMPELLED TO WATCH GAY PORN AND MASTURBATE.

I try to STOP: Oh how I have TRIED. When the URGE strikes me I try to read the latest NATIONAL REVIEW, but that is no longer enough to quell the URGE.

After commenting on the Internet about how much I HATE TRUMP I feel better about myself, but the moment is FLEETING. It won't be long until the URGE returns, the URGE to watch a man fuck another man in the ass while I vigorously MASTURBATE.

Oh God, how I miss George Herbert Walker Bush! GEORGE HERBERT WALKER BUSH WOULD NOT WANT ME TO MASTURBATE TO GAY PORN. I KNOW THIS.

I am Laslo.

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