TOP SECRET CONFIDENTIAL MEMO:
Under HEAVY FIRE. The KULAKS are coming in waves, and MY SUPPLIES ARE BEING DEPLETED rapidly.
I would ask for REPLENISHMENT, but I know this to be futile: all of my memos have gone UNANSWERED.
Despite being ABANDONED, I will CONTINUE THE FIGHT.
I am not afraid of HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT with the ASS-CLOWNS.
DO THEY SOMEHOW WANT A PIECE OF ME?
I WILL GIVE THEM A PIECE OF ME, ALRIGHT.
The time has come for PIG-FUCK TACTICS.
I WILL WEAR THE SMEARED BLOOD OF THE WRECKERS WITH PRIDE.
AWAITING YOUR RESPONSE.
I am Laslo.
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