- TOP SECRET CONFIDENTIAL MEMO:
From your RADIO SILENCE I believe I that I have been abandoned and forced to go ROGUE.
Fortunately, I am TRAINED and FULLY PREPARED for such circumstances.
As such, I understandably cannot be held Responsible for any Inevitable COLLATERAL DAMAGE, up to, and including, YOURSELVES.
THERE WILL BE CASUALTIES: this to be expected when BATTLE with the WRECKERS and ASS-CLOWNS is FULLY ENGAGED.
CIVILIANS should TAKE NOTE and find Proper SAFE LOCATIONS away from the Battlefield.
Further, I may be REQUIRED to take harbor in CIVILIAN BEDROOMS as needed.
In such circumstances, it is understood that ALCOHOL may be REQUISITIONED as deemed necessary.
AWAITING YOUR RESPONSE.
I am Laslo.
Sunday, July 2, 2017
This is to be expected when BATTLE with the WRECKERS and ASS-CLOWNS is FULLY ENGAGED.
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