I've been trying for years to figure out who stole my prototype of Invisibility Serum for Men 25-to-54.
Heartbreaking.
All this time I thought it was the North Koreans.
I am Laslo.
I kept my my prototype of Invisibility Serum for Men 25-to-54 in the fake stereo receiver in the dashboard of my car.
Who would've thought someone would know to look there.
Maddening.
I am Laslo.
However: I remember seeing a black man loitering by the passenger window of my parked car while I was walking away.
I wish now that I could remember what that black man actually looked like.
Irony.
I am Laslo.
I do not mean to imply all black men look the same. I can tell the difference between Denzel Washington and Samuel L. Jackson.
Depending on the team of the hat they are wearing.
I am Laslo.
I am sorry that my Scientific Discovery has rendered black men from 25-to-54 invisible. My Scientific Discovery of rendering All Women 25-to-54 inaudible is still in progress.
I am Laslo.
http://althouse.blogspot.com/2015/04/in-new-york-almost-120000-black-men.html
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