When it gets really intense she bites down on the Laslo Pillow.
Yes: Scarlett Johannson is a pillow-biter. She bites pillows. Bites, grinds, gnashes.
The Laslo Pillow, however, is strongly resilient. As is Laslo.
I am Laslo.
When Scarlett Johannson exclaims "Daddy" what she really means is "Harder! Harder!".
When she exclaims "Mommy!" I know it is time to take it down a notch.
However, when she exclaims "Uncle Eddie!" I don't want to know.
Evidently though, 'Uncle Eddie' had a big penis. From what I can discern.
I am Laslo.
Funny: Jessica Alba also exclaims 'Uncle Eddie' from time-to-time. During sex, that is.
Disconcerting, that.
So -- I guess -- the lesson to parents: watch out for any siblings named Eddie. It seems to be a thing.
I am Laslo.
Disconcerting, that.
So -- I guess -- the lesson to parents: watch out for any siblings named Eddie. It seems to be a thing.
I am Laslo.
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