A month or two after the Jane Pauley Incident I received a phone call from a woman purporting to be Diane Sawyer's Personal Assistant. Something about possibly setting up a meeting to discuss rumors circling about the College Journalist Convention in Santa Cruz, CA. The Personal Assistant stressed that the meeting would be 'Private'.
I know what you're thinking: No, I did not have anal sex with Diane Sawyer -- that is how great my respect for Jane Pauley was.
I did, however, have anal sex with Diane Sawyer's Personal Assistant. Afterwards she gave me a CBS News coffee mug and a rather nice pen that she swore had been in Diane Sawyer's vagina.
I am Laslo.
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