So you probably don't even watch it once, because: Not Your Thing, and you go on about your life.

"You could tie this thinking in with an extrapolation of yesteday's Grace Kelly Post comments."

I'm going to extrapolate this extrapolation to consider the idea of a similar black-and-white homemade film floating around in circles over the decades, only this one is purporting to be Cary Grant giving a blow-job.

The man in the film is handsome and elegant, and does kinda look like Cary Grant, the furniture looks of the era, but the footage is a bit grainy and it all seems rather inconclusive at best.

So you probably don't even watch it once, because: Not Your Thing, and you go on about your life.

Now, however, Experts at the University of Advanced Cary Grant Studies say they have conclusive proof that it is INDEED Cary Grant, so: NOW you Officially have footage of Cary Grant giving a blow-job.

Now, the can of worms is open.

Does NOT watching it make you homophobic?

Does maybe wanting to watch it, just once, mean you might be just a little Gay-Curious?

Does Cary Grant sucking one cock make HIM Gay? What if he sucked TWO cocks in the movie? What if -- while Cary Grant was sucking cock -- he ALSO had his penis in Grace Kelly's vagina?

Would you not watch Cary Grant fucking Grace Kelly just because he was also incidentally sucking a cock?

Does it change things if he swallows?

Does this now change everything about Cary Grant?

Can you watch 'North by Northwest' and NOT think about him sucking a cock?

Does this change Cary Grant's 'Authenticity'?

I think you see my point.

I am Laslo.

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"Does Cary Grant sucking one cock make HIM Gay?"

To those that answer "Yes" does Grace Kelly licking a woman's vagina, just once, make her a Lesbian?

Because that could make a good film, too.

I am Laslo.



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An artist creates a painting of a man sucking a cock. It is rather abstract, but you get the picture, as it were.

However, the artist names the painting "Cary Grant Sucking Cock."

Does this add layers of subtext to the painting?

Can a Provocateur still make a Legitimate Point?

If I were to make this painting would I become rich and famous in the Art World?

Because I wouldn't mind being Rich and Famous.

I need to buy a new paint brush.

I am Laslo.