Monday, February 1, 2016

But the footage is a bit grainy and it all seems rather inconclusive at best.


You could tie this thinking in with an extrapolation of yesteday's Grace Kelly Post comments.

Say there has been a black-and-white homemade film floating around in circles over the decades, purporting to be Grace Kelly giving a blow-job.

The woman in the film is pale and blonde, and does kinda look like Grace Kelly, the furniture looks of the era, but the footage is a bit grainy and it all seems rather inconclusive at best.

So you watch it once, say "who knows" and go on about your life.

Now, however, Experts at the University of Advanced Grace Kelly Studies say they have conclusive proof that it is INDEED Grace Kelly, so: NOW you Officially have footage of Grace Kelly giving a blow-job.

And now everyone wants to see it (at least those who remember Grace Kelly, and some who don't, because: Famous is Famous), and they watch it over and over again, KNOWING that, indeed, that is Grace Kelly on her knees naked except for pearls, giving a blow-job to some man on a couch.

When it was just an era blonde blow-job: eh. When it is Grace Kelly giving that same blow-job...  it is Hollywood Dreams and all the assorted Memories and Fantasies that come with that Era. There is Magic.

And there is that trying to explain to the wife why there is no longer any Kleenex in the house.

Anyway.

Authenticity and a famous name: just ask Paris Hilton.


I am Laslo.



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