I was fucking Scarlett Johannsen in the ass once when she said that she would like to portray a young Ruth Bader Ginsburg in a film.
Being that we were having anal sex at the moment, I asked her if she thought that Ruth Bader Ginsburg had ever had anal sex.
She said Ginsburg was a liberal. And Jewish. Of course she as had anal sex.
When she was younger, obviously.
I asked why 'obviously'?
And she said women over the age of forty-five should not have anal sex.
Maybe forty-six, but that was pushing it.
I was about to ask about this age distinction but Scarlett told me to shut up and keep fucking her.
So I shut up and kept fucking her.
I didn't really need to know the answer, really.
I am Laslo.