I've read stories like this, but I never thought it would happen to me...
It was Halloween and I was handing out candy to the Witches and Ghosts and Superheroes and Harry Potters when this beautiful girl dressed as a princess knocked on the door. She couldn't have been more than five or six, with golden blonde hair and riveting pale blue eyes.
Stop it: that is NOT where I am going.
I looked behind the Princess and saw her mother, and -- Holy Shit -- her Mother was HOT.
I asked the little girl if her mother was a Princess, too, and the little girl just laughed and said "I don't know, she's just my Mom."
The Mother laughed at this, and I dropped some candy into the Candy Bag of the Princess.
"A long night?" I asked the mother, and she smiled and nodded.
"Would you like a glass of white wine?" I asked. "It might help the rest of the night go easier."
The mother paused, then shrugged and said "Sure -- a quick glass would be lovely."
Suddenly the Princess squealed in delight: she saw my cat, sitting back from the door.
"Would you like to pet my kitty?" I asked, and she broke into a huge smile. "Come on in, my kitty's name is Bundy: he's very friendly."
So -- to make a long story short, the little Princess came in and petted the kitty while I fucked her Mother in the ass in the bathroom.
It was the best Halloween ever.
And that Princess is going to be a real Heartbreaker in five or six years.
I am Laslo.