Socially Awkward Guy Who Makes No Eye Contact says:
Know what I hate? When someone says something makes a woman's pussy 'wet'. What is it wet with? Secretions, that's what...
Are secretions EVER a good thing? You'd really put your tongue into something that secretes...?
It's like what happens in your nose, and then you have to blow it. But a woman can't blow out her pussy like a person can blow their nose, so the secretions just stay there, wet, until they dry into some wobbly nodules of who knows what...
By peeing on a woman I don't have to deal with such things. I'm just fine without knowing what is going on down there. I'm here, and I'm dry: I'm happy with that, thank you...
Like no one else thinks these things.
I hope the Girl with the Blue Hair is working at McDonalds today.
I am Laslo.
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