Lamar Gonna Set You Straight....
So a White Artist that even most White People don't know dies, and now comes the obligatory White Nostalgia. I get it, White People: even your nobodies are Somebody, as long as they're White and remind you of your Privileged White Youth...
That's what's great about White Nostalgia, isn't it? You can control which Black People you even want to bother to think about...
You know what was on the radio in 1966?
"Reach Out I'll Be There" by The Four Tops
"When a Man Loves a Woman" by Percy Sledge
"You Keep Me Hangin' On" by The Supremes
"Ain't To Proud To Beg" by The Temptations
"It's a Man's Man's Man's World" by James Brown
"Try a Little Tenderness" by Otis Redding
And that's just the Blacks you White People would even let on the radio. And any of those songs leave Bob Dylan in the dust, by the way: just sayin'.
But you keep remembering the silly White Boys, with their silly White Boy songs, cause I bet it sure feels Good and White all down inside...
You think you got Problems? Fuck You.
I am Laslo.