Like I want to talk politics with some greasy dude I've never met who's buying eight DVDs of Big Black Guy/Teen White Girl Anal Porn.

Sketchy Guy Who Works at the Adult Bookstore says:

So I'm ringing this guy up -- eight DVDs of Black Guy/Teen White Girl Anal Porn -- and he asks me: "What do you think about the Election?"

"What?" I say, not really paying attention.

"Crazy election this year, isn't it?"

Like I want to talk politics with some greasy dude I've never met who's buying eight DVDs of Big Black Guy/Teen White Girl Anal Porn.

"I mean, this year is nuts, right?" he says.

"Sure," I say, hoping that will shut him up but I know it won't.

"What a fucking choice," he says, smiling at me for responding to him.

"Choices are choices," I reply. " Some people like Big Black Guy/Teen White Girl Anal Porn, some like Big Black Guy/Teen White BOY Anal Porn. Right?"

"Uh, yeah, I guess..."

"And some like Big Black Guy/UNDERAGE White Girl Anal Porn, if they only knew where to find it. Internet searches can be tricky that way: you never know who is watching..."

"I don't like the idea of underage porn," the guy says, sweating upon his brow.

"I'm sure you don't. No one likes it: that's why there is no underage porn. Anywhere."

"Uh..."

"Especially the underage white blue-eyed blonde girls in their little dresses. With big black men in dreadlocks with gold teeth. No one ever wants to see THAT."

"Can I just get those put in a bag?" he says, his lip trembling.

"I only have these clear plastic bags, sir. How far away did you park?"

"Uh: I took the bus..."

"Oh my, that's gonna be awkward."

"You sure you don't have anything more... discreet?"

"Wait!" I say, reaching under the counter. "I have THIS" I say, and I slap a blue 'Hillary for President' bumper sticker on his clear plastic bag of Big Black Guy/Teen White Girl Anal Porn.

"That should work," I say as he leaves, desperately trying to hide his bag under his shirt.

Like I want to talk politics with you, asshole...

Stranger things have happened to me here at the Book Store...


I am Laslo.


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