Okay, Okay. The earlier post WAS Male-centric. So:
The 14-Point Position on Women Obtaining Sex.
1. Wash behind your ears.
2. Make sure and wash behind your vagina.
3. Wear new underwear. Modest yet sexy.
4. Not that underwear. Try another pair. Definitely sexy.
5. No, go back to the first pair. Modest yet sexy is good. Things can go either way.
6. Wear THAT bra. You know the one.
7. Wear THAT dress. You had it dry-cleaned for a reason.
8. Look in the mirror to make sure your ass still looks good in THAT dress.
9. No Pearl necklace. For obvious reasons. Guys will shoot themselves in the foot over that one.
10: Wear THOSE shoes.
11. No, the heels are too high: try another pair.
12. Try the third pair. Comfortably and flirty: perfect.
13. Find a guy you want to have sex with.
14. Try not to roll your eyes when the guy plays Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get It On"
I am Laslo.