Sunday, July 31, 2016

"Stay alive? You can't let a Gorilla live once it's fucked a human -- its lust will be forever insatiable for Human Ass."


"My God! That child fell into the Gorilla Pit!"

"Get the gun!"

"Get the gun? Look! The Gorilla is cuddling him -- he's protecting him!"

"We can't take any chances..."

"But the Gorilla is caressing him, stroking him -- oh oh..."

"The Gorilla is fucking him in the ass!"

"I think he is trying to be tender..."

"The Gorilla is ass-fucking the boy, and now I can't get a clean shot!"

"We'll just have to wait until they're done, then... ...wow...ummm... "

"That Gorilla just keeps going. He's like a machine..."

"That poor boy's ass..."

"He just keeps pumping and pumping."

"This is getting uncomfortable..."

"This is Horrible! The Gorilla's ejaculation will surely rupture the boy's rectum, and we stand here, helpless."

"Oh my..."

"What?"

"The Gorilla: I think he's coming..."

Forgive me Lord, but I can't get a shot. He's using the child reverse-cowgirl style."

"Thank God, I think he's done."

"He's laying down to sleep. NOW I can get a shot."

"Shoot him? He's asleep. We can get the boy to safety and the Gorilla can stay alive."

"Stay alive? You can't let a Gorilla live once it's fucked a human -- its lust will be forever insatiable for Human Ass."

"I guess you're right..."

"I'll take the shot, but it's kinda funny..."

"What's that?"

"I don't know who will be more upset: PETA or NAMBLA..."


I am Laslo.


https://althouse.blogspot.com/2016/07/cecil-memes-happened-as-response-to.html




Charlotte Bronte, the Root Source of Heavy Metal Life.

Charlotte Bronte, the Root Source of Heavy Metal Life:

I feel monotony and death to be almost the same. 

Conventionality is not morality. 

It is vain to say human beings ought to be satisfied with tranquility; they must have action; and they will make it if they cannot find it. 

Let your performance do the thinking. 

There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad. 

If all the world hated you, and believed you wicked, while your own conscience approved you, and absolved you from guilt, you would not be without friends. 

You had no right to be born; for you make no use of life. Instead of living for, in, and with yourself, as a reasonable being ought, you seek only to fasten your feebleness on some other person's strength. 


I am Laslo.


https://althouse.blogspot.com/2016/07/the-most-metal-word-of-all-is-burn.html

"I don't WANT no Conversation, you feel me? YOU the one that keeps talking."


Lamar Gonna Set You Straight....

I hate when I say something and then White People all pretend like I didn't really mean it, that I just didn't say it right. I say what I say, and if you can't get it through your ears to your brain that is Your Problem, bitches...

Like, I say: "I hate all White People."

And they say: You don't mean that."

And I say: "Fuck Yeah I mean it: I hate all White People."

And they say: "You can't hate ALL white people."

And I say: "Hell yes I can. I hate ALL White People."

And they say: "Surely you've met a white person you don't really hate."

And I say: "Not fucking one, motherfucker. Every White Person I've met, I hate. You just ain't listening to me..."

And they say: "You can't hate everybody..."

And I say: "I DON'T hate 'everybody' I hate WHITE PEOPLE."

And they say: "You're just talking about a certain kind of white person: the racist ones and the conservatives..."

And I say: "You ALL are Racist. ALL White People are Racist and I hate ALL White People. What is so hard about that to understand?"

And they say: "You're just speaking out of pain..."

And I say: "Pain? The fucking 'pain' in MY ass is White People, bitch! I see you everyday: I KNOW you..."

And they say: "I don't know how we can have a conversation when you take an attitude like this."

And I say: "I don't WANT no Conversation, you feel me? YOU the one that keeps talking."

And they say: "It saddens me that you feel this way."

And I say: "It saddens you? Now I make you sad? You don't make me sad, you make me Sick. Sick and tired with trying to talk with your White Ass..."

You know: THAT Shit.

You think you got Problems? Fuck You.


I am Laslo.


Saturday, July 30, 2016

So -- wear your exquisite heels: the inevitable Grave will not care about the shoes you wore as you walked inexorably towards it...


"Ms. Meadows, Clinically Depressed Therapist"

Most of my patients dress in dark, drab, loose-fitting clothing. They are hiding from themselves, they are hiding from other people, they are hiding and they are chronically depressed, but they ARE accurate....

People who wear bright colors and stylish cuts are trying to mask their despair in peacock feathers, hoping people won't notice the Abyss behind their blank Chanel eyes: Fashion is Therapy for the Rich...

To afford the clothing is to say you have accomplished something in this world, but depression fits in Gucci Bags and in Dollar-Store Straw Purses. Choosing Fashion is to let another person put their chains on you: more expensive chains, yes, but they will drag you to the bottom of the ocean like any other...

So -- wear your exquisite heels: the inevitable Grave will not care about the shoes you wore as you walked inexorably towards it...

I am very drunk, but I will drive to the Liquor Store to get more alcohol. It's OK, I make the drive drunk all the time...


I am Laslo.


Friday, July 29, 2016

You Whites built a fucking Brick Ceiling above us Blacks, and you fucking put it on the first floor.

Lamar Gonna Set You Straight....

Glass Ceiling? Really? That is just more White Women Shit cause you White People always gotta be having your bitch-ass little White People problems...

You want to know about a ceiling? You Whites built a fucking Brick Ceiling above us Blacks, and you fucking put it on the first floor. You made it Brick so we can't get through it, and so that we would ALWAYS see it and know not to even try, that's the kind of Devils you White People are...

The only Hope of the Black Man is to blow ALL of the building the fuck up, you feel me...?

And don't give me any Obama shit, that Half-White Motherfucker...

You think you got Problems? Fuck You.


I am Laslo.


Depressed, defeated mimes.


"Ms. Meadows, Clinically Depressed Therapist"

Many of my female patients feel depressed because they perceive a 'glass ceiling' in their lives. They believe that, if only they were on the other side of that ceiling, they would finally be happy...

There is no 'glass ceiling.' There is no Happiness to be found on the Other Side. We are all trapped in our own individual little glass boxes, like despairing mimes. Depressed, defeated mimes. Any action we take has about as much meaning as the making of a balloon animal, and all the balloons are dull gray...

Of course, I cannot tell my patients this. It is better for them to have their delusion of outside forces aligned against them, than the understanding that Life is just the accumulation of all your personal failures. And then, of course, you die, leaving only those failures as a sign that you were ever really alive...

I am very drunk, but I will drive to the Liquor Store to get more alcohol. It's OK, I make the drive drunk all the time...


I am Laslo.


Thursday, July 28, 2016

If the Black Man has a penny you Whites ain't happy with less than a dollar...


Lamar Gonna Set You Straight....

Shit, this is what you White People watch? Does it feel good to you? Make you feel like all is Right and Good in White World? Do you White People think I sleep better at night after watching this Self-Congratulatory White shit...? 

Chelsea Clinton? Seriously? Everything she has accomplished has been none no better than some Arkansas Affirmative Action Hire, except she gets to keep going on Higher to Where The Real Money Is. Us Black People, we know the REAL Glass Ceiling, and you all made the fucking glass bulletproof, because -- you know: Blacks and Guns and all That Gangsta Shit...

Blacks: we never get to sniff the Big Money. Once some Blacks started to be Millionaires, what happened? You Whites had to up yourselves to Billionaires and shit: if the Black Man has a penny you Whites ain't happy with less than a dollar...

Fuck the White Democrats. Fuck Hillary. Fuck Chelsea and her bitch-ass thousand-dollar hair.

You think you got Problems? Fuck You.


I am Laslo.


How can I inspire my patients when I know that Hillary will never live through a full term?


"Ms. Meadows, Clinically Depressed Therapist"

My patients, they look to me to tell them that it will be okay when Obama is gone. They say that, just maybe, Hillary might be wonderful, too, but you can tell by their imploring eyes they don't believe it...

As a Therapist, I can confidently say that Hillary suffers from chronic depression, masked by moments of delusional grandeur and excessive alcohol. How can I inspire my patients when I know that Hillary will never live through a full term? How can I help them when there is no Help to be had, anywhere? The alcoholism they suffer, just to make it through another day? Hillary has that, too...

At least when Hillary blacks out drunk and hits her head on the floor there are Secret Service Agents and Doctors right there to help her. The best my patients can expect is to fall down drunk, split their head open on the corner of a table, and slowly, inexorably bleed out, to perhaps be discovered days later by the landlord due to complaints about the smell. And their cat will be taken to a shelter, abandoned and euthanized. That is where we are going, people...

I am very drunk, but I will drive to the Liquor Store to get more alcohol. It's OK, I make the drive drunk all the time...


I am Laslo.


THOSE deflated balloons...


"Ms. Meadows, Clinically Depressed Therapist"

There was a time when I could count on an Obama speech to momentarily lift me from my despair, before sinking back to the edge of the Abyss. Now even that brief respite is gone: his words seem empty now, like sad deflated balloons after a birthday party  where no one could be bothered to show up. An empty birthday party where the birthday child had cancer. And will probably never see another birthday. Because: cancer. THOSE deflated balloons...

There was a time when I thought I could feel Hope and Change: the feeling was barely perceptible and fleeting, like a spider on the skin, but maybe it was a friendly spider. Now I realize it is all meaningless. There are no Friendly Spiders. There are no Friendly Spiders. There are no Friendly Spiders. Oh, my skin, how they crawl...!

I was a fool to believe Obama's words could save me from myself. Not even the mellifluous tones of Morgan Freeman could save me, now...

I am very drunk, but I will drive to the Liquor Store to get more alcohol. It's OK, I make the drive drunk all the time...


I am Laslo.


Tuesday, July 26, 2016

Of course not, that doesn't make any sense...


Renfro Jeffries. Nazi And Proud Of It!

I am SO tired of you people calling everyone you don't like Nazis. That would be like me calling everyone I don't like 'Fags' when I only call REAL fags 'Fags'. Do you call a black person a 'Chink'? Do you call a Chink a 'Spic'? Of course not, that doesn't make any sense...

I'm a Nazi, and that MEANS something. Call a spade a spade, if you get my meaning...

Assholes.

The Reckoning is coming, and it's coming with Cattle Cars: don't say I didn't tell you...

I'm Renfro Jeffries, Nazi And Proud Of It!


I am Laslo.


https://althouse.blogspot.com/2016/07/oh-elizabeth-warren-just-did-nazi.html

Monday, July 25, 2016

Let her shuck and jive for you? A little Bojangles action to cover your white ass?


Lamar Gonna Set You Straight....

So a criminal White Woman has another White Woman cheat and lie for her, BIG SHIT cheating and lies, right in Front of all America, and yet you don't believe that White Cops could maybe Lie a bit about 'apprehending' a Black Man with too much Force?  Really? You White People all got a God-Damn Debbie who'll take the Hit for you, and if you're Debbie they gonna make sure you are all OK...

So the White People and THEIR White People fuck up, fuck up where even the simplest Lie don't work no more, and what do they do? They send out a Black Woman named "Fudge." Are you kidding me? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME...?"

And yeah, Yeah: you White People are just gonna laugh at the Black Woman's name. Motherfuckers, all of you...

So you send out the Black Woman 'cause you too afraid to answer your own Shit? Let her shuck and jive for you? A little Bojangles action to cover your white ass? Do you not understand how I can want to beat the Fuck out of a White Person right now? Do you really don't get it..?

You think you got Problems? Fuck You.


I am Laslo.





When I read the Headline I figured this was just Stupid Shit White People Do.


Lamar Gonna Set You Straight....

When I read the Headline I figured this was just Stupid Shit White People Do. Then it turns out she is Chinese. I keep hearing the Asians are supposed to be the Smart Ones, but you all seem like Dumb Fucks to me...

You think getting out of a car in a Tiger Park is tough? Try being Black and getting out of a 1985 Cutlass Ciera surrounded by White Cops...

You think you got Problems? Fuck You.

I am Laslo.


https://althouse.blogspot.com/2016/07/when-you-have-argument-with-your.html

Sunday, July 24, 2016

Listen, Whitey: keep your fucking White Hands off MY Pork Rinds, bitches...


Lamar Gonna Set You Straight....

See what I was saying? You all are PATHETIC. The fucking subject was Racism and you all are arguing back-and-forth over who the REAL Racists are, rather than where the Racism IS. Fuck, now you're even talking about the Muslims more than the Racism against Blacks: you keep playing musical chairs shit with us, and us Blacks know we're never gonna get the chance to sit down...

I get it: you're done thinking about us. Sure, you'll toss our salad a bit now and then, but now it's all about the Muslims and the Gays and the Transsexuals and the White Women. THAT'S who you White People feel comfortable about helping now, and -- except for the Muslims -- the others are really just White People with White People Problems: like we don't notice that shit...

As for the Muslims: fuck them -- us Blacks were here first. They ain't going to be living by you and Sally and Lance in the suburbs, they all gonna get forced next to us in the Ghetto, because that's what you White People do, you keep your problems as far away from you as possible. Fuck, next thing you'll probably do is outlaw Pork Rinds in the hood so you don't offend the Muslims. THAT is the Shit White People Do. Listen, Whitey: keep your fucking White Hands off MY Pork Rinds, bitches...

You think you got Problems? Fuck You.


I am Laslo.


I don't give a fuck about Global Warming. I don't give a fuck about transsexuals. I don't give a fuck about white women earning less than white men.


Lamar Gonna Set You Straight....

What the Fuck is Wrong with you White People? You pat yourselves on the back all proud for calling other White People racist -- do you not realize that don't mean shit to me? You feel good now? Like you actually did something? You know how it affects me, a black man? It don't change MY Life one fucking bit. YOU ALL ARE RACIST. You're all like bitch ho's arguing about who is the skankiest...

You all try to get one over each other by calling Racism, like us Blacks should be thankful or something. You know what? Leave me the Fuck out of it. I don't give a fuck about Global Warming. I don't give a fuck about transsexuals. I don't give a fuck about white women earning less than white men. Go ahead and argue THAT shit amongst yourselves, and just stay out of the Black Man's way...

You think you got Problems? Fuck You.


I am Laslo.