Monday, July 4, 2016

Of COURSE she was Hot. It's Hollywood: her only job is to be Hot.


Girl with the Pony Tail on the Treadmill:

Some date. We went and saw an action movie.

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Like I needed to spend another two hours watching shit getting blown up.

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After the movie my date kept going on about how Hot the lead actress was.

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Of COURSE she was Hot. It's Hollywood: her only job is to be Hot.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

It's not like she actually had to ACT or anything.

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She got kidnapped by the bad guys, who tied her up.

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Of course they did.

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And she was supposed to be scared I think, but the camera just seemed to be focused on her tits. 

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LOTS of sweat on her tits. They probably had a guy on the set whose whole job was to put just the right sweat on her tits.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

So my date now can't stop talking about Impossible Hot Hollywood Girl.

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Then he laughs and says "I bet she bleaches her anus."

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Dude.

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I mean, really? You're saying that to ME? Am I now supposed to say "Yeah, I do that, too?"

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Like you'll EVER find out.

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The lead Actor was kinda Hot, though.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)


I am Laslo.


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