Monday, July 31, 2017

Most of the town's homeless had since left for neighboring towns, to the general consternation of the communities into which they arrived.

"Infinite Quisp" (an excerpt)...

The sun moved across the sky, and Napken ate the sandwich that was in his pocket. In a few hours nightfall would come, and the police curfew would begin again. The curfew was part of the town's Clean Streets Legislation, aimed at keeping the homeless from finding a home overnight in the parks and alleys and the sidewalks in front of closed businesses...

Most of the town's homeless had since left for neighboring towns, to the general consternation of the communities into which they arrived. The town of Fillmore would regularly bus the homeless back to Napken's town, where police would be waiting for them, and by rote escort them to the adjacent bus that would take them back to Fillmore. The process would repeat itself everyday, and soon more kind-hearted souls would wait at the bus station to give the homeless sandwiches and candies for their journeys... 



I am Laslo.



There had been one survivor of the crash, who was found cast away from the wreckage without a single cut or scape or bruise, just a cleanly broken neck.

"Infinite Quisp" (an excerpt)...

Napken sat on a concrete bench and watched the old men in shorts and caps putter past with their metal detectors. Small shredded pieces of the plane were still being found even today, and earlier in the year a ring was discovered that had belonged to one of the doomed passengers...

There had been one survivor of the crash, who was found cast away from the wreckage without a single cut or scape or bruise, just a cleanly broken neck. Paralyzed, he was hailed a Hero, and newspapers and magazines followed his story ravenously, then occasionally, then not much at all...


I am Laslo.



The water fountain was a beautiful thing, and the cascading water perhaps even more beautiful without recent memories...

"Infinite Quisp" (an excerpt)...

Napken didn't arrive at Roosevelt Park as much as he simply stopped when he got there. The park was a natural stopping place for many New Day users: the water fountain was a beautiful thing, and the cascading water perhaps even more beautiful without recent memories...

The park was not named after either of the Presidents. Rather, it was named for the High School in Anderson, two hundred miles away. Fifteen years ago a small plane carrying the Roosevelt High football team to the South State Championships had crashed into the gas station that stood here. After the fires were extinguished and the children mourned the town sought a suitable way to commemorate the loss, and a year later Roosevelt Park was born...



I am Laslo.


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A woman in a yellow dress with small white polka dots passed by Napken, Her nose was bleeding slightly.

"Infinite Quisp" (an excerpt)...

A woman in a yellow dress with small white polka dots passed by Napken. Her nose was bleeding slightly. It was not uncommon now to see people with nosebleeds on the streets, nosebleeds being one of the possible side-effects of the New Day pill. He may have even seen her yesterday, but there was no recognition, of course: New Day would have elided her, and whatever dress she may have wore...

One of the Tells of New Day users -- besides the nosebleeds, of course -- was their wearing the same clothes several days in a row. They were inevitably their favorite clothes, and -- with no memory of wearing them the day before -- the users wore them again and again. Everyone felt good wearing their favorite clothes, it is how they wanted the world to see them, it is how they best saw themselves. Napken hoped that the woman did not bleed onto her favorite yellow polka-dot dress......



I am Laslo.



The sun seemed brighter, warmer, the sky bluer. Quisp blue, even.

"Infinite Quisp" (an excerpt)...

After walking several blocks Napken realized that he had no idea where he was going. This was not exactly a surprise: he had taken a New Day pill with his morning coffee. The New Day pill was first developed as an anti-diarrhea medication, but the pharmaceutical wizards quickly realized that it had the side effect of wiping clear up to forty-eight hours of a person's previous memory...

Napken felt clear-headed, free and wonderfully loose-limbed. The sun seemed brighter, warmer, the sky bluer. Quisp blue, even. Of course, with his memory now emptied he could not remember why he took New Day this morning, but he knew it was probably for a good reason. Bad Things had probably happened, it had to be Bad Things, but Napken felt blissfully unaware...



I am Laslo.



Sunday, July 30, 2017

People in town still disagree as to whether she intended to get out of the way at the last moment, or if she wanted the bus to hit her.

"Infinite Quisp" (an excerpt)...

Crossing the street, Napken paused at the white flowers and various patterns of silver and white wrapping paper wrapped around the streetlight. It was another informal memorial: they were getting to be practically everywhere. This one was in memory of a young woman who posed for a selfie in front of an oncoming bus. People in town still disagree as to whether she intended to get out of the way at the last moment, or if she wanted the bus to hit her. Mostly, people felt sorry for the bus driver...


I am Laslo.



Big City thinking, the locals would say...

"Infinite Quisp" (an excerpt)...

Napken walked down Eastern Avenue, which ran parallel to Western Avenue. Visitors to the town sometimes found this amusing, but, if you asked them, they had difficulty articulating why. Big City thinking, the locals would say...

A man at the corner in a blue suit impatiently smoked a cigarette while waiting for the light to change from red to green. Napken stopped beside him, then put a candy cigarette to his lips and nodded, not unlike the way a pigeon nods. The man in the blue suit turned and looked at Napken with a blank expression.  Blank eyes, blank mouth, a blanket of nothing. A default setting. Napken tried to exhibit a blank expression in return, but discovered that he couldn't do it: his expression was that of a man trying to do a blank expression, which is noticeably different...


I am Laslo.



He hadn't planned on going into the Nostalgic Food Store, but he now felt a compulsion to buy candy cigarettes.

"Infinite Quisp" (an excerpt)...

Napken felt the vibration in his pocket as he walked past the Nostalgic Food Store. Retrieving the phone from his pocket, he briefly stared at his reflection imposed upon a pyramid of pale blue Quisp cereal boxes. Perhaps his father ate these when he was a child, he thought. Perhaps eating a bowl of Quisp cereal would better his understanding of his father: after all, you cannot truly understand a man until you understand his memories...

Answering the call, a pleasant female monotone voice told Napken that life was worth living, that things can always get better. Don't let anxiety swallow you, she said. That was odd, he thought: the Affirmation App was usually good at sensing emotion, but he didn't feel suicidal in the slightest. Except now the thought of suicide was in his head. Looking at the boxes of Quisp, the thought flittered away...

He hadn't planned on going into the Nostalgic Food Store, but he now felt a compulsion to buy candy cigarettes. When he was a child all the adults smoked. His father smoked, his mother smoked. His uncles smoked, his aunts smoked. His school-teachers: they smoked. Yes, he would buy candy cigarettes, and they needed to be in a red box, he was sure of that...


I am Laslo.



Saturday, July 29, 2017

It IS uncomfortable though, knowing this guy has most likely masturbated to my daughter getting fucked in the ass.

The Guy Who Is Proud of His Porn Star Daughter....

I knew it was bound to happen sometime: in the lunchroom at work one of my fellow co-workers sat beside me and hinted that he had seen my daughter in a porn film on the internet...

I think he expected me to be ashamed, but I am PROUD of my Little Girl. She is the CEO of her own company, that company being herself. I mean, there are days I come home from work feeling like I got fucked in the ass, but my Little Girl gets PAID for being fucked in the ass, and she is fucked in the ass on her OWN terms...

It IS uncomfortable though, knowing this guy has most likely masturbated to my daughter getting fucked in the ass. But when I feel too uncomfortable about it, I just remember that his college-graduate daughter is working as a barista while still living at home: she is getting fucked in the ass, but it is by Starbucks, and for minimum wage...


I am Laslo.

It's funny, but I think my Daughter finding herself as a Porn Star has actually brought us closer together.

The Guy Who Is Proud of His Porn Star Daughter....

It's funny, but I think my Daughter finding herself as a Porn Star has actually brought us closer together. Just the other day she invited me to come along to the set for one of her films, and -- trepidation aside -- I went along...

The film was set at a rather nice house in the hills, and it was not nearly as seedy as I had expected: sure, the smell inside took some getting used to, but the people there were very friendly, and most of them weren't on drugs...

I HAD worried about my daughter getting caught up in drugs, but during the filming her only vice was drinking cans of Red Bull. One of the other actresses told me that drinking Red Bull was a good way to get the taste of cock out of their mouths...

Don't get me wrong -- I didn't actually WATCH my daughter perform: when she was on camera I stayed in the kitchen and watched CNN with the sound off. It was weird, knowing that in the next room my daughter was being fucked in the ass by a black gentleman, but I understood that the sounds I was hearing weren't real, they were ACTING...

I think the only sad part of the experience was how many of these young people smoked. Maybe people still think smoking is sexy, I don't know, but I worry about their health: the young never understand that they are not going to be young forever...


I am Laslo.


You are having sex with strangers on film for money? AFTER I paid for college...?

The Guy Who Is Proud of His Porn Star Daughter....

I have to admit: when I first found out my Little Girl was starring in pornographic films I was upset: THAT IS NOT WHAT I WANT MY LITTLE GIRL TO BE DOING. I was angry, and confused: had I done something wrong? Is this because she accidentally saw my cock that time when she was younger? Was I a Bad Father...?

Her Mother still does not know of our daughter's career: she has only confided in myself and my wife, her step-mother. Like I said, I was angry and confused: you are having sex with strangers on film for money? AFTER I paid for college...?

But, after taking time to reflect, I came to realize that -- as a parent -- we have to let our children Follow Their Dreams. She told me that she was not meant to work in an office, that she had to do something that Expressed Herself...

Of course, I had reservations: Honey, you only make six hundred dollars for filming a gonzo anal scene with a black man? But she patiently explained to me that the films were just Building Her Brand: once she had a Name, she would make Big Money out touring the Strip Club Scene...

Of course, this has curtailed some of my own habits: I certainly don't want to be casually perusing Internet Porn and come across my Daughter chocking on a Black Monster Cock. But that is MY hang-up, not hers: I understand that. Most of the sites I visit are of Japanese Girls in Knee-High White Socks, anyway, so I don't think I will see her there...


I am Laslo.


Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Laslo Films presents "The Man in the Woods!"

Laslo Films presents "The Man in the Woods!"


Tucker has a Terrifying Encounter.

An Ominous Tree.

That is Not How You Eat a Donut.



I am Laslo.

Sunday, July 23, 2017

I thought about it for a moment, then figured What The Hell: if Granny wants to lick my Big Black Balls then let her lick my Big Black Balls...

Tyrone Bonebad, Interracial Pornstar, says....

Yeah, I'm that brother you see in the internet porn, fucking the little white girls in the ass. So I get to the set a few days ago -- I usually arrive early, so I can get some casual meet time with the chick before I ravage her anally -- and it turns out the tiny young white chick is actually a 63-year-old white Grandmother: what the fuck...?

I mean, I'm okay doing the occasional MILF, but a Grandmother? I just ain't down with that. You get older, you lose your elasticity, and that can't be good for the ass-sex, you feel me...?

Don't get me wrong, she was a nice old lady: she showed me pictures of her grandkids and things she knitted and shit. But I sure as hell ain't gonna be the guy banging her ass from behind until she breaks a hip...

Turns out I was supposed to ass-fuck Grandma AND her grand-daughter. I told them 'No way' and was about to leave when they said 'how 'bout you just fuck the grand-daughter in the ass and Grandma will only lick your balls?'

I thought about it for a moment, then figured What The Hell: if Granny wants to lick my Big Black Balls then let her lick my Big Black Balls...

So I fuck the grand-daughter in the ass with my Big Black Monster Cock while Grandma licks my shaved balls, everything is going fine, when Grandma she loses control of the back end, you know what I'm saying? And they had wanted me to ass-fuck her? Damn straight Bone-T was right to pass that shit up...

Don't get me wrong: I still work hard on my Rhymes: I ain't giving up the Dream. But until then I fuck lil' white girls in the ass to make my bank until I get the Big Time Hook-Up...



I am Laslo.


I want to set a positive image for the Community when I'm fucking lil' white girls in the ass, you understand...?

Tyrone Bonebad, Interracial Pornstar, says....

Sure, I'm a Black Man with a huge Black Monster Cock, but I don't like to play no negative stereotypes in my movies: I want to set a positive image for the Community when I'm fucking lil' white girls in the ass, you understand...?

So I don't play no thugs or rapists or any of that ghetto shit: fuck that. Here's some of the roles I HAVE played:

I'm a Black Man with a huge Black Monster Cock, but I'm also a Police Officer. I pull a lil' white girl over for a traffic violation, and then -- to get out of the ticket -- she lets me fuck her in the ass...

I'm a Black Man with a huge Black Monster Cock, but I'm also a Professional Football Star. This lil' white girl is a Cheerleader, and  -- to help the team -- she lets me fuck her in the ass... 

I'm a Black Man with a huge Black Monster Cock, but I'm also an Important Rap Producer. This lil' white girl wants to be a rapper, and -- to get me to make her record --  she lets me fuck her in the ass... 

You see what I'm doing? I'm showing that a Black Man doesn't have to be a Thug to be a Man: he can be a Police Officer, a Football Star, or a Big Time Record Producer. I'm a Role Model, bitches: I take this shit SERIOUSLY, you feel me....?

Don't get me wrong: I still work hard on my Rhymes: I ain't giving up the Dream. But until then I fuck lil' white girls in the ass to make my bank until I get the Big Time Hook-Up...



I am Laslo.



So here's another sample of a Rhyme I wrote back in The Day: it's called "Gay Dude Wants My Cock (I Ain't Mad At You)"...

Tyrone Bonebad, Interracial Pornstar, says....

Like I said, my Dream is to be a Rapper. And -- as a Rapper -- I want to present a Positive Vibe to the Community, understand? So here's another sample of a Rhyme I wrote back in The Day: it's called "Gay Dude Wants My Cock (I Ain't Mad At You)"...

So you like dudes
sucking yo dick
Bone-T, he ain't
got no problem with it
It ain't my Style
It ain't my Scene
Suck cock all you want
It just ain't my thing
(you feel me?)
I got no need
to beat a dude down
jes because he gay
Just don't ask me to dance
Cuz I don't dance that way

Gay Dude Wants My Cock
But I Ain't Mad At You
Jes find another brother
to fuck you in the ass
and Everything Be Cool
(you feel me?)
Gay Dude Wants My Cock
Gay Dude Wants My Cock
Gay Dude Wants My Cock
Gay Dude Wants My Cock

Don't get me wrong: I still work hard on my Rhymes: I ain't giving up the Dream. But until then I fuck lil' white girls in the ass to make my bank until I get the Big Time Hook-Up...



I am Laslo.



Saturday, July 22, 2017

I fuck white chicks in the ass And get paid Top Dollar / Fuck'em in the ass Til the White Girl holler...

Tyrone Bonebad, Interracial Pornstar, says....

Like I said, my Dream is to be a Rapper. Some rappers write about when they was back slinging dope; me, I rhyme about fucking white chicks in the ass, because I'm keeping it Real, you know? Here's a sample of a Rhyme I wrote back in The Day: it's called "Big Black Monster Cock"...

I fuck white chicks in the ass
And get paid Top Dollar
Fuck'em in the ass
Til the White Girl holler
Cry, lil' White Girl
While Bone-T has a laugh
Fucking you from behind
Til I break your ass in half
Some sling H, some sling rocks
Bone-T, he slings
Big Black Monster Cock
You think yo dick is bigger than mine?
Fuck you, boy, don't make me smile
You measure you in inches
I measure me in miles

Big Black Monster Cock (uh-Huh Uh-Huh)
Big Black Monster Cock (uh-Huh Uh-Huh)
I put my cock in white asses
while you put your dick in pink socks
Big Black Monster Cock (uh-Huh Uh-Huh)

Don't get me wrong: I still work hard on my Rhymes: I ain't giving up the Dream. But until then I fuck lil' white girls in the ass to make my bank until I get the Big Time Hook-Up...



I am Laslo.



Speaking of Gay: I've been offered BIG bank to fuck white dudes in the ass...

Tyrone Bonebad, Interracial Pornstar, says....

When you're a Porn Star you get asked to do some freaky shit -- and I'll piss on a tiny white chick if the money is right -- buy there is one thing I sure as fuck ain't gonna do: Double Anal...

For those of you who ain't see it, here's what Double Anal is: two dudes put their cocks in the same white chick, in the same ass, at the same time. Don't get me wrong: I ain't got no problem with fucking some tiny white chick in the ass while she's sucking another brother's cock -- but two cocks in the same ass, all rubbing against each other? Sorry, but that's getting too gay for me, you feel me...?

Speaking of Gay: I've been offered BIG bank to fuck white dudes in the ass. Like, I appreciate the offer, and I ain't got no hate for the Gays, but Tyrone only fucks CHICKS in the asshole, you know what I'm saying...?

And, No, Tyrone ain't fucking no Trannies, either: sorry, all you Caitlyns...

Don't get me wrong: I still work hard on my Rhymes: I ain't giving up the Dream. But until then I fuck lil' white girls in the ass to make my bank until I get the Big Time Hook-Up...



I am Laslo.



It freaks me out a little, though: I know there are some sweaty-ass white guys buying my Tyrone Bonebad Black Monster Cock to stick up their own pasty asses, but I can't do shit about that, and I'm still getting paid, you know what I mean...?

Tyrone Bonebad, Interracial Pornstar, says....

Shit, I don't get it. A Brother Pimps out some hos for money, and now he's a criminal. Meanwhile, a sweaty-ass white agent gets paid for hooking up white chicks to get fucked on camera, and he's a Businessman: someone explain to me what the difference is in THAT....

Don't get me wrong: the Business has been good to me. Shit, I just got paid Big Dollar to have my own line of Tyrone Bonebad Black Monster Cocks -- like Michael Jordan with his sneakers, but it's me, Tyrone, with my Cock. I even think I'm gonna put my own line of T-Shirts out there, but instead of "Be Like Mike" they gonna say "Bone Like Tyrone"....

It freaks me out a little, though: I know there are some sweaty-ass white guys buying my Tyrone Bonebad Black Monster Cock to stick up their own pasty asses, but I can't do shit about that, and I'm still getting paid, you know what I mean...? 

Don't get me wrong: I still work hard on my Rhymes: I ain't giving up the Dream. But until then I fuck lil' white girls in the ass to make my bank until I get the Big Time Hook-Up...

I am Laslo.




My dream was to be a Rapper -- but my rhymes they never blew up, and now here I am, giving lil' young white bitches the Big Black Monster Cock...

Tyrone Bonebad, Interracial Pornstar, says....

Yeah, I'm that brother you see in the internet porn, fucking the little white women with the pigtails and shit. I didn't plan to be in porn -- my dream was to be a Rapper -- but my rhymes they never blew up, and now here I am, giving lil' young white bitches the Big Black Monster Cock...

I sure as hell don't get white people. Some of them, they can't get enough of me ass-fucking the tiny blonde girls: shit, some of these girls is still wearing, like, braces on their teeth. I see them before the shoot and think There's No Way In Hell My Black Cock Is Gonna Fit In HER Tiny White Ass, but sure enough it does: these lil' white chicks is PROFESSIONAL....

But then, I'M a Professional, and my Profession is ass-fucking lil' white girls. I talk with the bitches beforehand, make sure they is gonna be OK with what is gonna go down. Like, some of them tell me, "Tyrone, only give me half-strokes", and like I said, I'm Professional, I only put the Big Black Monster Cock in halfway...

Some of them though, they can take it ALL: shit, I swear sometimes I can feel my dick rubbing up against their spine, you know? Fuck, I don't even know how they can even walk when I'm done with them, but like I said: they is Professional...

Don't get me wrong: I still work hard on my Rhymes: I ain't giving up the Dream. But until then I fuck lil' white girls in the ass to make my bank until I get the Big Time Hook-Up...



I am Laslo.


However, today's Black Youth see no reason to run to Whites for help, a response that triggers fear in Whites...

"White Culture Expectations of Black Youth: Can't They All Just Be Buckwheat?" (excerpt)

The importance of Buckwheat, Farnia and Stymie to the White Oppressive Culture is that the Black Youth can never be the Hero -- whether the Hero of their own story, or the Hero in the White Patriarchal sense of White Patriarchal Courage...

What would be the response of Buckwheat, Farnia and Stymie to a dangerous situation? To run and get Spanky. Spanky-- the White Culture -- would know what to do. However, today's Black Youth see no reason to run to Whites for help, a response that triggers fear in Whites....

The White Oppressive Culture has shown itself to willfully fail in response to Black Cries of Help: there is no White Help in the Ghetto, no White Help in the schools, no White Help in the overcrowded prisons...

I am Laslo.

White Oppression required Buckwheat, Farnia and Stymie to be frequently unintelligible to be palatable; Rap turns this on its head by being fiercely unintelligible to the uninformed White Culture.

"White Culture Expectations of Black Youth: Can't They All Just Be Buckwheat?" (excerpt)

In many ways Rap can be seen as a response to the 'Our Gang' template: in Hip-Hop they are their own gang -- posse -- without White Supervision...

White Oppression required Buckwheat, Farnia and Stymie to be frequently unintelligible to be palatable; Rap turns this on its head by being fiercely unintelligible to the uninformed White Culture. Whites render themselves incapable of hearing the Black Voice so as to disassociate Black Culture from White: to further this, Black Youth detaches itself with Voice AND Vocabulary...

This method was employed even by 'cross-over' blacks, such as Michael Jackson. Witness the lyrics in the rap section of his track "She Drives Me Wild":

Please, no, keep back, I can't take it / You're drivin' me wild / I might not make it / You got me lookin' like buckwheat, oh / Hair pulled every which way but me / Far from Medusa, but your looks are deadly / You're walkin' soft, still I hear the medley / Uh, shiver my timberland boots, cramped my style / She drives me wild...

The line "You got me lookin' like buckwheat" shows the constant presence of Buckwheat, Farnia and Stymie in Black Youth Consciousness, and illustrates the desire to take the name on their own terms, as has been done with the word 'nigger'...


I am Laslo.

RZA, GZA, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Method Man, Raekwon, Ghostface Killah, Inspectah Deck, U-God and Masta Killa -- not a Buckwheat, Farnia and Stymie to be found, and -- hence -- the White Fear...

"White Culture Expectations of Black Youth: Can't They All Just Be Buckwheat?" (excerpt)

The Fear of the Black Teenager is often seen today in the White Panic response to Rap Culture. The early action of diversion was successful: the spirit of Buckwheat, Farnia and Stymie was easily found in MC Hammer and the Young MC...

Witness that Our Gang had room available for a Buckwheat, Farnia and Stymie; compare this to the Wu-Tang Clan: RZA, GZA, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Method Man, Raekwon, Ghostface Killah, Inspectah Deck, U-God and Masta Killa -- not a Buckwheat, Farnia and Stymie to be found, and -- hence -- the White Fear...

I am Laslo.

Even in the Seventies, a TV show such as "Happy Days" had to look back twenty years to find the culture that was wistfully missed...

"White Culture Expectations of Black Youth: Can't They All Just Be Buckwheat?" (excerpt)

It is painfully obvious to any oppressed observer that White Culture is often fixated on Nostalgia, with Nostalgia being defined as looking back at a time when blacks knew their place. Even in the Seventies, a TV show such as "Happy Days" had to look back twenty years to find the culture that was wistfully missed: indeed, "Happy Days" did not even have a token Buckwheat, Farnia and Stymie -- perhaps the reason the show was called "Happy Days"...

Today the invocation of Buckwheat, Farnia and Stymie has been shamed into something more subtle: the young gay male, as seen in the Oscar-winning "Moonlight." The gay Black youth is reduced to non-reproducing: the Oppressing Culture's best hope for continued dominance...

I am Laslo.

One of the issues of Buckwheat, Farnia and Stymie is why they were ever in these films in the first place...

"White Culture Expectations of Black Youth: Can't They All Just Be Buckwheat?" (excerpt)

One of the issues of Buckwheat, Farnia and Stymie is why they were ever in these films in the first place: after all, the shows were a celebration of the impetuous freedom coddled in White Youth. The answer, however, is obvious: The White Culture found it necessary, whenever possible, to exhibit blacks as examples of their place in White Society. To Whites these shorts were a comedy; to Blacks, they were a warning...

Depicting the blacks capable of being among whites as children bespoke of the inherent fear of what these black children would grow into: the dangerous black teenager and the rebellious black male adult. Black Innocence could only exist within the boundaries placed by their White companions...

The Fear of the Black teenager is obvious when one realizes how little he is seen in films of this day: the only blacks permissible were uneducated children and submissive minstrel adults. The Black Teenage years were to be silently feared, for they would push against the constraints of White-defined acceptable behavior....

I am Laslo.

https://althouse.blogspot.com/2017/07/the-professor-was-just-offering-up-some.html

"White Culture Expectations of Black Youth: Can't They All Just Be Buckwheat?"

"White Culture Expectations of Black Youth: Can't They All Just Be Buckwheat?" (excerpt)

The White Culture's perceived actions of black youth betrays an intersectionality with the mythic stereotypes first employed in the early days of film. While "Birth Of a Nation" is an obvious marker, the real damage can be seen in the seemingly anodyne films meant for children. As such, "Our Gang" (or, as it was later know, "Little Rascals"), beginning in 1922, can be seen as Point Zero in the White Perception of Black Youth Culture...

The black characters of Buckwheat, Farina, and Stymie showed the best of what could be expected of black youth: unintelligent, occasionally unintelligible, they were generally harmless when keep as a lone figure amongst superior whites who kept them in their place...

Witness 1928's "Spook Spoofing": the white children cruelly taunt the black male Farina over his superstitious ways. The symbolism is inescapable: the ignorant black youth is bullied into accepting the oppressing White Culture. Notably absent are other representatives of black youth: rebellion was not an option to white audiences....

The inclination of the White Culture to label many black youth as 'feral' is to witness the perception of the Buckwheats, Farinas, and Stymies without the supposed controlling factor of some idyllic benevolent white guidance. Without a Spanky to suppress them they are apt to transgress White expectations, always to their detriment...


I am Laslo.

Thursday, July 20, 2017

Oh, the guards knew what I was going to do: hell, they gladly looked the other way, you see what I'm saying?

K-Trey, serving thirty-years-to-life, says....

Yeah, I did it: I fucked OJ. Fucked him in the ass. Ass-fucked him. The dude walked around the cell-block like he was all Hot Shit, you know what I'm saying? And you know how to make someone stop acting like they're Hot Shit in prison? You fuck them in the ass in the corner of the laundry...

Oh, the guards knew what I was going to do: hell, they gladly looked the other way, you see what I'm saying? I knew no fat-ass white guards would stop me from fucking OJ in the ass: hell, after I was done fucking OJ in the ass one of them even smiled and handed me a fresh towel...

The problem is, once you've been fucked in the ass EVERYONE in the prison thinks they can now fuck you in the ass. So those cracker Aryan Brotherhood guys got to thinking THEY could start ass-fucking OJ. Fuck no: it don't work that way. OJ ain't THAT black, but he's black enough that I'm not letting some white skinhead punk fuck him the ass...

I remember the look on OJ's face when I knocked out cold the Aryan Brotherhood dude: I swear, there was a little tear welling up in OJ's puffy eye. So I made the bitch suck my cock. Yeah -- K-Trey from the street, getting his cock sucked by OJ: Damn it feels good to be a gangsta...


I am Laslo.



https://althouse.blogspot.com/2017/07/are-you-humbled-by-this-incarcerationoh.html

Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Laslo Films Presents "The Creeper Three: The Creeper Menace"


Tucker's parole officer Jenkins stops by to discuss an Incident in the Neighborhood.


Could it be that the Creeper's Reign of Terror has returned?


I am Laslo.

"Well, it is designed as the "(Hit Me) Baby One More Time" model."

"Thank you for calling Sensual Technologies, how may I help you?"

"Yeah: I called you yesterday -- I'm the guy who broke the ass of my Jennifer Aniston model."

"Yes, I remember, The Jennifer Aniston model does not do anal."

"So I learned. Anyway, I was trying to fuck her from behind -- you know, in the vagina...

"Yes, sir..."

"...but she's defective that way, too -- her knees won't bend."

"I'm afraid they don't, sir. Jennifer Aniston's licensing agreement is that her dolls will not do doggy-style."

"What the fuck?"

"I'm afraid that is Ms. Aniston's wishes. She is a 'missionary-position-only' doll."

"Missionary-position-only? What kind of sex doll is this?"

"She doesn't do oral sex, either: Ms. Aniston was quite specific in her doll's characteristics."

"So you're saying my Jennifer Aniston sex doll is some kind of stuck-up prude?"

"We only make the dolls, sir. Also, make sure and wear a condom when having relations with your Jennifer Aniston doll."

"A condom? Are you serious?"

"I am quite serious, sir. Ms. Aniston did not want men ejaculating inside her: as such, she doesn't have a semen reservoir tank. Ejaculation inside her will void the warranty."

"But I thought I already voided the warranty when I tried to fuck her in the ass."

"Good point. At this juncture, I believe the warranty is moot."

"Well, what about blowjobs?"

"I'm afraid there is no oral entry in the Jennifer Aniston model, sir."

"So let me get this straight: my Jennifer Aniston sex doll will only do missionary-position sex with me wearing a condom."

"That IS how she is designed, sir. It could be worse: the Britney Spears model only does hand jobs."

"You're kidding. Who would buy THAT?"

"Well, it is designed as the "(Hit Me) Baby One More Time" model."

"So?"

"You know: the Catholic schoolgirl uniform, with the bare midriff?"

"OK, that was kinda hot, I guess..."

"Well, sir, she was sixteen at the time."

"Uh... isn't that illegal or something?"

"That seems to be a gray area, legally, with sex dolls."

"But she only does hand-jobs, right?"

"Well, I guess you could also engage in frottage."

"Frottage? What is frottage?"

"Well, with frottage you could, say, rub up against her buttocks in a stimulating manner."

"Oh, I get it: like I do to chicks on the bus, sometimes."

"Okay..."

"I'm going to have to think about that one..."

"Well, give us a call sir if we can further assist you in any of your sex doll needs..."