Diary of a Conservative Trump Hater (excerpt)...
I CAN'T STOP. God, how I HATE myself. HATE.
NO. I don't hate myself. That is wrong. I hate the SICKNESS.
The Sickness. I MASTURBATED TO GAY PORN AGAIN. And -- of course -- then came the SHAME. ANGER. SELF-LOATHING.
So I did what I always do after masturbating to Gay Porn: I went on the Internet and took out my SELF-LOATHING on TRUMP.
TRUMP is VILE. AWFUL. DEBASED.
TRUMP is like watching a man suck another man's enormous cock, while simultaneously getting FUCKED IN THE ASS.
BY ANOTHER ENORMOUS COCK.
THAT IS TRUMP. How can people NOT SEE THIS?
HOW CAN PEOPLE NOT SEE THAT TRUMP IS FUCKING US IN THE ASS?
And I bet the ASS-CLOWNS who LOVE Trump WANT me to masturbate to Gay Porn. They WANT to see me give in to my WEAKNESS.
Oh God, how I miss George Herbert Walker Bush! GEORGE HERBERT WALKER BUSH WOULD NOT WANT ME TO MASTURBATE TO GAY PORN. I KNOW THIS.
I am Laslo.