Diary of a Conservative Trump Hater (excerpt)...
I have Fever Dreams about NORTH KOREA. While I don't want WAR with them, I DO WANT WAR IF IT WILL BRING THE DOWNFALL OF TRUMP.
TRUMP is more of a DANGER to America than NORTH KOREA WILL EVER BE.
An American City will be in smoldering ruins, and it will be TRUMP'S FAULT. People will have to acknowledge that I'M RIGHT. I'VE BEEN RIGHT ALL ALONG.
These thoughts OBSESS ME. Only ONE THING quells the FEVER.
I MASTURBATED TO GAY PORN AGAIN. And -- of course -- then came the SHAME. ANGER. SELF-LOATHING.
All of this is TRUMP'S FAULT.
Oh, the ERECT COCKS being SUCKED by MUSCULAR YOUNG MEN.
NORTH KOREA: SAVE ME FROM MYSELF.
Oh God, how I miss George Herbert Walker Bush! GEORGE HERBERT WALKER BUSH WOULD NOT WANT ME TO MASTURBATE TO GAY PORN. I KNOW THIS.
I am Laslo.