Diary of a Conservative Trump Hater (excerpt)...
People, come on: TRUMP and WRESTLERS? Big sweaty men sweating on each other as they GRAPPLE? Muscular thighs wrapped around another man's torso? FIRM BUTTOCKS? Can you not see how this leads to THE SICKNESS?
The country is SICK and covered in HOT MALE SWEAT. AND IT IS TRUMP'S FAULT.
Yes, I MASTURBATED TO GAY PORN AGAIN. And -- of course -- then came the SHAME. ANGER. SELF-LOATHING.
So I did what I always do after masturbating to Gay Porn: I went on the Internet and took out my SELF-LOATHING on TRUMP.
Dear God, how I wish I wasn't COMPELLED to watch BIG SWEATY MEN fuck other BIG SWEATY MEN in the ASS. COCKS COCKS COCKS, ASS ASS ASS: Damn you, TRUMP!
My HATE OF TRUMP feeds my URGE to see GAY PORN, and seeing GAY PORN makes me HATE TRUMP EVEN MORE. I see the ABYSS, and it looks like a MAN'S ASSHOLE.
Oh God, how I miss George Herbert Walker Bush! GEORGE HERBERT WALKER BUSH WOULD NOT WANT ME TO MASTURBATE TO GAY PORN. I KNOW THIS.
I am Laslo.
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