Diary of a Conservative Trump Hater (excerpt)...
I remember when REPUBLICANS took the HIGH GROUND. We did not dirty ourselves with the COMMON PEOPLE: there was an ORDER TO THINGS. The COMMON PEOPLE understood this, and knew their place.
Now, TRUMP has DESTROYED that ORDER. Without ORDER people return to their BASE IMPULSES, and -- Dear God -- I am no different.
Yes, I MASTURBATED TO GAY PORN AGAIN. And -- of course -- then came the SHAME. ANGER. SELF-LOATHING.
So I did what I always do after masturbating to Gay Porn: I went on the Internet and took out my SELF-LOATHING on TRUMP.
Do people not see how TRUMP causes us to give in to our WEAKNESSES? It fills me with DESPAIR, and when I am filled with DESPAIR I MASTURBATE. To GAY PORN.
I am viciously TORMENTED by visions of TRUMP and YOUNG MALE COCKS vigorously fucking YOUNG MALE ASSHOLES. DEAR GOD, SOME OF THOSE YOUNG MALE COCKS ARE EVEN BLACK.
Yes: I have masturbated to a BLACK MAN FUCKING A WHITE MAN IN THE ASS. DAMN YOU, TRUMP!
Oh God, how I miss George Herbert Walker Bush! GEORGE HERBERT WALKER BUSH WOULD NOT WANT ME TO MASTURBATE TO GAY PORN. I KNOW THIS.
I am Laslo.