Saturday, July 23, 2016

I bet she is RAMPANT with STDs.


Girl with the Pony Tail on the Treadmill:

They were interviewing people for the open position in Customer Service.

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This one girl came in with a short skirt, fake eyelashes -- the works.

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You could tell that she thought she was Hot.

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And they'll probably hire her because she is Hot.

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It won't matter what her skills are.

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Her last job could've been as a stripper; it won't matter.

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She DID look like a stripper. Fuck-me shoes. Fake tits. Obviously fake tits.

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I mean, I'm Hot, but I don't go around acting like I know it.

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I might wear tight clothing sometimes, but it is Professional tight clothing.

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It could be a good thing. Maybe they'd stop staring at my ass and stare at hers, now.

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I work hard for my ass.

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Oh. And get this: the Bitch drove an Audi.

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I wonder how she 'earned' that. Ha.

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I bet she has STDs.

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I bet she is RAMPANT with STDs. Her vagina is probably swarming with them. Like planes circling an airport.

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I hope she fucks the boss and his dick falls off.

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Maybe I should go shopping for some new outfits.

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I am Laslo.


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