Monday, October 31, 2016

Fifteen minutes or less, then vacuum sealed for Freshness you have to Smell to Believe!

Bob of Bob's Used Girls' Bicycle Seat Emporium says:

Sure, you've appreciated Used Young Girl's Bicycle Seats over the years, but are you ready to take it to The Next Level?

Your Troubles are over my friend, thanks to Bob's Used Girls' Bicycle Seat Emporium: I now introduce our Connoisseur Line of Used Young Girl's Bicycle Seats. That's right: only the crème de la crème of Used Young Girl's Bicycle Seats are offered in our Connoisseur Line of Used Young Girl's Bicycle Seats.

What makes these so different, you ask?

Sure, you've been promised 'special' seats before by those disreputable on-line dealers, but these are the REAL THING. How so, you say?

First: our Connoisseur Line of Used Young Girl's Bicycle Seats includes ONLY Leather Seats. That's right: no hard plastic, no moisture-resistant vinyl, just natural Leather, one of the best materials around for capturing a scent in time, forever.

Second: I vow that the seats for our Connoisseur Line of Used Young Girl's Bicycle Seats were carefully removed from the bicycle no more than fifteen minutes after the girl dismounted: that's right -- fifteen minutes or less, then vacuum sealed for Freshness you have to Smell to Believe!

Third: These seats for our Connoisseur Line of Used Young Girl's Bicycle Seats were handled only by our own Used Young Girl's Bicycle Seat Experts wearing sterile latex gloves: there are no contaminating oils from the bare fingertips of freelancers like your average Used Young Girl's Bicycle Seat suppliers.

Fourth -- and this is The Big One: Don't be fooled by that same Stock Photo the others use on their website again and again! Each seat for our Connoisseur Line of Used Young Girl's Bicycle Seats includes a discreet photograph of the actual Young Girl who rode it! Try to find THAT level of Detail from some other service!

Don't waste your money on Imposter Used Bicycle Seats of dubious origin bought from the Goodwill Store and pathetically sprayed with Children's Perfume: experience our Connoisseur Line of Used Young Girl's Bicycle Seats and you will KNOW the Difference!

I know What You Want, and I Got It or I'll Get It: THAT is my Promise to You...


I am Laslo.


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