Brokedown Bobby Shakes says...
While you all are reminiscing yourselves over Bob Dylan, don't forget my new Greatest Hits Album: "God Made Twelve-Year-Old Girls For a Reason."
It's got all my best tracks:
"She May Be Twelve"
"Sweet Little Twelve"
"Yo Sister Be Twelve"
"You're Just Jealous (My Girl Is Twelve)"
"The Twelve-Year-Old Backseat Blues"
"Girl, You Just Turned Thirteen"
"I Remember When You Were Twelve"
"366 Days (You're Twelve On a Leap Year")
"God Made Twelve-Year-Old Girls For a Reason"
and, of course:
"I Wish You Could Be Twelve Forever," recorded live at the Blaine County Fair with the Blaine County Fair Symphony.
So I live my life on the road, rockin' and rollin'. Who knows -- I might be comin' to your town, too, and if you come see me, do Bobby a favor: bring your granddaughters...
I am Laslo.