Because hookers should brush their teeth more.

It was a Sex Pillow.

He had a hooker in the room, and he -- while fucking her -- had her bite the pillow.

After she was gone he laid the pillow over his face to relive the moment.

He died with hooker smell on his face.

Come on: you all know that hooker smell.

It is like 'stripper smell' but a bit more tangy.

A lot of this depends -- of course -- on the hooker's state of gingivitis.

Because hookers should brush their teeth more.

Especially given what they do with their mouths.

Hookers do things with their mouth for money.

To explain.


I am Laslo.


http://althouse.blogspot.com/2016/02/they-say-they-found-pillow-on-his-face.html




"Hookers do things with their mouth for money."
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By this, I am not inferring that Scalia pissed in the hooker's mouth, or had her eat his poop.

Nothing of the kind.

I think they just had old-fashioned hooker sex. Maybe the wheel-barrow.

That could wear out a diseased heart.

Traditionalists don't piss in a hooker's mouth: that is part of being a Traditionalist.


I am Laslo.