"Daddy Issue America": an Excerpt...
"Sweetie, you could just look that up on the internet."
"I tried, but I think I must be spelling it wrong."
"Well, dear, it's when a bunch of men jerk off and ejaculate in a girl's face and hair."
"Then I WAS spelling it right. I thought THAT couldn't be it."
"Why do you want to know what bukkake is?"
"Because a bunch of boys at school invited me over for a bukkake party on Saturday."
"And do you think that's a good idea, Amanda?"
"Now that I know what it , I don't think so."
"I think that is being smart, Amanda. Bukkake is for Girls with Daddy Issues."
"Do you think I have Daddy Issues, Mom?"
"Of course not, Amanda; you barely ever even see your father."
"Yeah. He'd rather be with his twenty-two year-old girlfriend than spend time with me."
"And that's why WE don't like him -- isn't that right, Amanda?"
"I guess so, Mom."
"One day you'll meet the right man, and things will be wonderful. Then you can have a bukkake party, just you and him."
"Have you ever met the right man, Mom?"
"I thought I did once, Amanda."
"He wouldn't divorce his wife, the spineless son-of-a-bitch..."
I am Laslo.