A few moments with Mr. Jones, Diversity Seminar Instructor.
"Oh No, please No."
"Taylor, you have become a Friend of mine. Tell me: would you rather have a Progressive Male or a Moderate Female for President?"
"Are they both White?"
"Yes: yes they are."
"Then fuck both of them, they don't care about the Cause: Black Lives Matter."
"You've been studying for Extra Credit, haven't you, Taylor?"
"Mr. Jones, is there something wrong with that?"
"No, no: YOU have learned Lesson One. I am PROUD of you, Taylor."
"Progressive and Moderate don't mean SHIT when it's white people. Black People still don't get no slice."
"Taylor, that is OUTSTANDING! And what is the difference between 'progressive' and 'moderate'?
"The difference is which Rich White People fork over the Most Cash at the Fastest Rate."
"Taylor, you are Almost There..."
"Okay - Okay. The difference is which Rich White People fork over the Most Cash at the Fastest Rate to give to the Necessary Minorities."
"Taylor, you are SO close..."
"And by Minorities, I mean Blacks, not Hispanics or Asians but also Samoans."
"Samoans, Mr. Jones."
"Extra Credit ON TOP of Extra Credit. I couldn't score you any higher, even if you were Black..."
I am Laslo.