"Titanic II: The Squeakquel"
Daisy, a spunky orphan chipmunk, survives the sinking of the Titanic to arrive in New York in the pockets of a rich Steel Magnate.
Daisy, through hilarious hi-jinks, teaches the rich Steel Magnate that there are more important things than money, and helps him find true love with a poor female flower-girl.
Quotes:
Steel Magnate: "Daisy! You left little droppings on my handkerchiefs again!"
Daisy: "Hee hee! SQUEAK!"
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Steel Magnate: "Daisy! You left little droppings on my date's dinner napkin!"
Daisy: "Hee hee! SQUEAK!"
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Steel Magnate: "Daisy! You left little droppings on my note to the flower girl telling her it was over. Was that a sign?"
Daisy: "Hee hee! SQUEAK!"
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Steel Magnate: "Daisy! Remember the Titanic? Don't fall in that ice bucket!"
Daisy: "Hee hee! SQUEAK!
"Oh."
"Fuck."
I am Laslo.
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