This reminds me of the time Hitler was fucking my girlfriend.
I came home from work, opened the door, and there on the couch was Hitler, fucking my girlfriend.
So I say "Hey: Hitler! Stop fucking my girlfriend."
He just mumbled something about superior Aryan sperm and kept fucking my girlfriend.
So I say "Hey: Hitler! She's Jewish!"
To which my girlfriend said "That's what makes this so exciting!"
Anyway. That was the time Hitler fucked my girlfriend. Who was Jewish. The Hitler-fucking bitch.
It's okay: I'm over it now.
I am Laslo.
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