So we head to his place and I know he's thinking blow-job.

Girl with the Pony Tail on the Treadmill:

So we head to his place and I know he's thinking blow-job.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Dude, dinner wasn't that good, but maybe some kissing. We'll see.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Then he says "By the way, I have a roommate." All casual-like.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Woah. Really? You're a grown man with a roommate?

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

So we get there, and there is the roommate, on the couch, playing video games. Of course.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Like I'm going to give someone a blowjob when there is someone in the next room playing video games.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

So they start talking about sports and I'm like "Why am I even here?"

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

They even had movie posters pinned to the walls. Not even framed, just thumbtacks. Tacky.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

'Scarface.' 'Reservoir Dogs.' I get it: you're guys.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

So I said I had to leave because I had to get up early for work the next day. He didn't even seem disappointed.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

When I got home my roommate asked how my date went.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I told her he had a roommate.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

"Don't you hate that?" she said.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

"Yeah," I said. "I mean: grow up already."

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Girl roommates are different. We don't even have to like each other.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

The guy probably slept on a futon.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

Loser.

(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)

I am Laslo.

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