Girl with the Pony Tail on the Treadmill:
Trump's wife is HOT.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
I hate that.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
Okay, I'm jealous. I can admit that.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
She has an amazing ass.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
I bet she never gets weak and has a Starbucks Mocha after a workout.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
Like she would ever set foot in a Starbucks, anyway.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
She could have an Audi for each day of the week, if she wanted.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
I work hard on my ass. It seems like I should get something for that.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
Other than creeps staring at me from behind when I wear my yoga pants.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
I wonder if Trump would like MY ass.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
What if Trump saw my ass and said "What a FINE ass. That girl deserves an Audi."
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
I could picture Trump doing something like that.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
I will NOT have a Mocha after this work-out.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
Stop even thinking about it.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
Stop.
(pony-tail swish, pony-tail swish)
I am Laslo.
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