Monday, May 16, 2016

It's not like I told her to swim naked, you know?


Donald Dice Trump says:

It's a pool party, right? I'm Donald Dice Trump, I have a pool, I'm gonna throw pool parties.

So this chick shows up without a bathing suit. And I say "You need a bathing suit?" And she says "Sure." So I get her a bathing suit.

And she's Hot. What can I say, Hot Chicks dig me.

Now people are acting like this was a problem.

It's not like I told her to swim naked, you know?

Although if she wanted to, I'd be fine with that. The Donald don't mind naked twat in the pool.

Unless it was Hillary. Because she's got a Dead Mouse in her Vagina.

Woah!


I am Laslo.


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