“Did you just do that?!”
“Do what?”
“Your dick! You just pressed your dick against me!”
“What? No I didn’t.”
“Yes you did! You came up behind me and pressed your dick against my ass!”
“That wasn’t my dick, I swear!”
“Then who’s dick was it?”
“It wasn’t my dick! I just have a banana in my pants.”
“Yeah, right.”
“I swear: I keep a banana in my pants.”
“Show me your banana, then.”
“You want to see my banana?”
“I want to see your banana.”
“Just remember: you asked…”
“That’s not a banana — you just painted your penis yellow!”
“You could see it that way. I see it as I’m a transexual, and I call what used to be my penis a banana. It is a disassociation technique."
“So you’re a transexual?”
“Yes. I am a transexual with a banana. It is no longer a penis. Banana now.”
“Let’s just pretend this never happened, okay?”
“Sure, sure.”
“Thank you.”
“I do have a question for you, though.”
“And what is that?”
“Would you like me to put my banana in your mouth? You look like you could use some potassium…”
“Do what?”
“Your dick! You just pressed your dick against me!”
“What? No I didn’t.”
“Yes you did! You came up behind me and pressed your dick against my ass!”
“That wasn’t my dick, I swear!”
“Then who’s dick was it?”
“It wasn’t my dick! I just have a banana in my pants.”
“Yeah, right.”
“I swear: I keep a banana in my pants.”
“Show me your banana, then.”
“You want to see my banana?”
“I want to see your banana.”
“Just remember: you asked…”
“That’s not a banana — you just painted your penis yellow!”
“You could see it that way. I see it as I’m a transexual, and I call what used to be my penis a banana. It is a disassociation technique."
“So you’re a transexual?”
“Yes. I am a transexual with a banana. It is no longer a penis. Banana now.”
“Let’s just pretend this never happened, okay?”
“Sure, sure.”
“Thank you.”
“I do have a question for you, though.”
“And what is that?”
“Would you like me to put my banana in your mouth? You look like you could use some potassium…”
I am Laslo.
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