Prospective Speech for an Imaginary Jack Nicholson Movie...
You want fairness? You want FAIRNESS?! We have been fucked in the ass by Fairness, people! Our caveman ancestors were fucked in the ass by Fairness: you want to know what they called Fairness? Having fucking Fire, that's what...
Fairness is a Tooth Fairy with No Fucking Money: there is NOTHING under your pillow in the morning that you didn't put there the Night Before...
Fairness fucks you in the ass whether you have bad knees, a bad back, or are fucking paralyzed below the waist: Fairness WILL bend you over, and Fairness WILL fuck you...
What you want is UNFAIRNESS: you want all people treated the same, just with you being treated to a little more. Nothing seems more Unfair than a person who was treated fairly and fucking took advantage of it! When you talk about Fairness what you are really saying is "Fuck Everybody." Because the only Fairness you see is for everyone to be Fucked In the Ass Equally...
So stop giving me your Shit about how Unfair things are: Fairness IS Unfairness! You were born human and the cockroach was born a cockroach -- you think the cockroach thinks that was fucking fair? Are you willing to trade places with the cockroach so that you can say Everything is Fair Now...?
There is Something Above Everything, and Something Below Everything: THAT is how the Universe Works, and the Universe works by fucking things in the Ass! If no one got fucked in the ass Shit would never get done: we'd still be the Fucking Caveman bitching that the other Caveman has Fire...
So what I am saying to you -- and I'll say it slowly, so you have time to understand: Bite a Fucking Pillow and Shut the Fuck Up...
I am Laslo.
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